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Happy birthday, Diana!


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WtF?

Really, Scandinavia, WtF is it that calls for pasta to be sauced with ketchup?

Yes, along with tomato-based sauce.

O.O

While we're on that topic, WtF is it that makes any of you -- yes, any of you -- think you can make Mexican food just by getting some sauce packet that calls for even less tomato sauce than the ketchup you squirt onto your pasta?

 

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Edinburgh fringe?

Funniest joke found at Edinburgh Fringe Festival. No, it has nothing to do with the funniest joke sketch by Monty Python, but these aren't bad.

If you need a quick laugh, check it out. If you need a longer one, 

A) read it on stilts

B) read it s-l-o-w-l-y

C) read it while wearing a Durex condom! 

:-D
 

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Dirty cat?

Is your cat dirty? Apply CatBleach for a fully refreshed cat pelt!

From the filthy cat (in background) through half-clean cat (between the two cats) to the freshly clean (in foreground).

Yes, just two spins through the washer, and your cat can be as fresh as ... Ummm ... As fresh as a clean cat arse! 



(No, this isn't AnalBleach.)

(And if you don't know what that is, you haven't wandered down odd paths through the net.)

(And now I'm wondering whether my posting this will convince Per's mother to not send me more emails with cat photos!)

(...not that there's anything wrong with cat photo emails!)




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Is there ...


Is there one behind me?



Poor little hedgehog. Not sonic at all...


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Pokemonsters?

Is the hunt for Pokemons a catch and release practice?

Y'know, like in River Monsters, where fish are caught, then the hook removed and the fish let free again.

If the hunt for Pokemonsters isn't catch and release, then how are they prepared for eating?

Yeah, I have a smirk on my face right now!

Relatedly, what would be the proper thing to say to a huntsman out on patrol?

And, yes, Per is out hunting Pokemons today, despite the rainy weather. Ah well, I guess Pokemonsters don't sleep.





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Cats can't ...

...blow raspberries.
...burp.

Cats can fart, though. This has been established, at least here, by Little Miss Moxie. Do not feed beans to a cat. Trust me on this.



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Phone game wordplay

It's decided, then: Per is a Pokeman.

(Yeah, I know that the name of the animated stuff is Pokemon, and I'm not suggesting that Per is in any way animated. So...)


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Social disease media

In saying "social disease media", I'm not referring to this sort of thing, but rather to the Fartbook kind of crap.

Truly, there must be good things about that kind of sh!t, although I'm stumped for any just now.

What keeps me there are family members, who are -- what? Really? Folks I've not seen in years, and who wouldn't give a rat's arse if they never saw me again. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I'd not part with a rat's arse, either.

Still and all ... What? I guess I'm just blowing off a little steam here now. 


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Lost your keys?

Several times now, I've seen ads come up in the verges alongside Facebook for things to help you find your lost keys.

A tool to help folks find their lost keys is a benefit, sure, but what if some of those keyfinders are just there to fuck with your head?

'Nope, no sign of your lost keys in this room. Or this room. No, not here. Turn around, they're right there. Oh, no? Well, maybe back in the room where you started. Really? It looks like they're standing right behind you there. Yeah, they're staring at you.'

If there is no such tool to pretend it's helping you while ever so politely fucking with your head, there has got to be something that can be used for that purpose, really!


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